What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

What do you think will be the biggest factor in determining whether Daniel Penny was justified in believing that Jordan Neely had posed a deadly threat in the manslaughter trial?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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